Saturday, August 30, 2008 @ 10:36:00 PM

I just asked Aaron which phone he thought was nicer:

Thought I had to share this:

Me: eh aaron which phone nicer ah? left or right?
Aaron: right. coz its always right.
Me: ....
Me: right..
Aaron: the right choice is made at the right times
Aaron: lame enough?
Me: very. you're almost crippled. keep up the good work.
Aaron: but right one is nicer
Aaron: really
Aaron: its more polished

His ten rules of countering sarcasm:

#1 its easy to counter...just use ur brains
#2 say the opposite of what a person says
#3 if rule 2 don't work then use rule 4
#4 if rule 2 works then continue using rule 5#
#5 use any means necessary to think of a word to counter 'their' sacarsm
#6 if u cant think of any? then try rule 7
#7 use any opposite fact u can think of... weather its crazy or ridiculous... just use it
#8 ask me for advice
#9 if all above dont apply, then i am not called kumar
#10 if the above all apply n works, give me my advice fee
Lixin: *smacks your face*
Aaron: * smacks myself*

The last part wasn't a rule but I thought it'd be good to show how silly he was.
You really gotta hand it to Aaron.
... The things I do for the songs he's downloading for me. *shakes head in amazement at own stupidity*